Hi friends here i am with a new blog.Is blog ki sari baten kalpanic hai bastabik ta se inka koi sampark nahin hai agar kuch sampark hota hai to usse sirf sainyog kaha jaega :P..So enjoy it.
Jab ham bache the then kya din the wo every day new aims every day new game in that time we can even play with a stick but now wo 20k mobile pe game khel ne main wo maja nahin.Har din 4baje khel ne jao hardin chot and sabse darawna jip wale pants :P bapp re maine to class 2 se 4 tak zip wale pant pehen na hi chod dia tha sab button wale pehenta tha :P.wo window main se susu karna :P baris ke din boat banana simple wale boat pocket wale boat.Ghar main ek chota sa parrot hota tha jiska nam "mitu" hota ta kuch bhi karlo wo mitu kabhi bolta nahin ta :P.bahar ek desi kutta hota tha jiska nam "kalia" hota tha kuch bhi karlo wo kutta kabhi bhok ta nahin tha :P.har din ek naya aim banta the common question people used to ask u except singing rhymes is that "beta bada hoke kya banega" class 1 main bolta tha ke "IAS" banunga ,bachpan main sirf 3 chezze hin phat ti thi diwali main patake,school wale zoote and pant :P.class 2 hote hote IAS IPS main badal gaya,class 3 main jab jana ke "Udaijahaj" nam ka kuch chees hota hai jan ne ko mila to socha "Udaijahaj" ka driver(pilot) banunga,phir thoda bada hua to mere master ji ne bola beta bada hoke ek acha insan ban na to socha ab acha insan banunga and dunia ko sudharunga phir socha pehele khud ko hi sudhar leta hun :P.Then main 10th pass hote hote computer main game khelne laga yad hain wo purane games (dave,prince of persia,alladin)to socha isi ko hi banaunga and computer enginner banunga then +2 1st year main socha ke army main jaunga des ka nam rosan karunga to NDA dedia then socha ki iss main to bohot jhol hai kuch sasta tikau karte hain so final decided engineer hi banunga:P.
jab engineering ke 1st sem ka exam dia jab hath main 75 no ke questions the and 0 number ka answer ata tha then samajh main aya ke ek our cheez phat ta hai wo hai ....(samajh jao :P).jese tese karke engineering complet kia and Computer engineer bangaya.
phir jab main peheli bar ghar se bahar nikla then mujhe dunia ke bare main pata chala anjane log bhi dost bane peheli bar khudke kapde dhoe. pata nahin tha ke shirt ko iron bhi karna padta hai thanks to lokesh mujhe iron karna sikhaya :P.phir jana ke Despiration is what "giving 22 interviews but still not geting a job".Hope is what "5am standing infront of the sjbit gate".Pain is what "when she does not understand your love".Effort is what "getting heighest rating in your team".Missing is what "sitting in last seat of ur bus and looking at the window".happiness is what "smile on your mom's face when you buy her a saree from your 1st salary".smile is what booking flight ticket to ur home from office :). Gf nahin hai agar hoti to pyar ke bare main bhi kuch likh deta for the timeing gf is who sings motivational songs when u r in a deep shit :P(Story of gangs of waseypur).
jab office main pohoncha tab jana ke dunia main sirf 4 chez hin nahin phat ti ek our chez hai jjo ki phat ta hai wo hai code :P.1st day jab meri TL mujhe demo de rahi thi (Code ka :P) to boli dekho phat gaya main bola kya wo boli code phat gaya phir main dimag main socha ke kya Chu***pa hai ye sala ab tak to sirf run time error ata tha compile time error ata tha but yahan code bhi phat ta hai jboss bhi phat ta hai :P.and finally kam suru kia then suddenly after 23 years mujhe realise hua ke main to Chutia ban gaya :D.
Never change your attitude friends because its the only thing that defines you.If dalei will not say "mechine tat gaya hai" if anshu will not do pungi if barun will not do laundia baji then every thing will change wo maja nahin aaega :P changing is good if u change it for a better way not like ke kisisne bol dia to change ho jao.
Jo 1st sem main communicative english main fail hua tha "antu(mulia)" aj on site main hai.Hamara dalei jiske lie ham sabko tensn tha ke kese job hoga uska ajj northen head hai.Udit jiska year back hote hote bacha aj wipro main DBA hai.so it does not mater ke tumhe english ati hai ke nahin tum sql jante ho ke nahin what does mater is ur attitude Always be what u r then the whole world will be yours.And always keep smiling because if u smile then 1200km duur tumhare ghar main bhi koi khus rahega because u r smiling.Tc guys:)
