D day we were asked to GET OUT

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ye kahani hai teen kamine doston ke(ME BARUN AND RAMU)
suhana mausam tha and nibu ka OS period tha,hamesha ki tarah hum pani peene ke bahene se 10 min late class mein entry mare and sat on first bench(left mein barun center mein main aur right mein ramu).
class mein padhai to nahi hota tha bas kabhi man kiya to maddam ko dekh kar hum ek dusre ke kan mein maam ke bare mien kuch na kuch bol the the
but that day something different happened.
patnahi kyun us din ramu ka mood nahi tha comment mar ne ka and he staretd singin the song MORYA MORYA of DON in slow voice.i was enjoying the song and class together.
ramu ka gana khatam hua usne kaha mujhse SALE ITNE MEHNAT SE MAINE GANA GAYA TALI TO BAJA DE ATLEST ( like a beggar ask for money after completion of song ).
yeh sun kar mujhe joor se hasi aaye but class mein has nahi sakta,kya karun bas muh chupa kar hasna suru kar diya. after 25 sec when i came back to sense i realised that mam was watching me unaware of why was i laughing.
phir maine barun ke tarf dekha to bade pyaar se maam ko dekh raha tha aur ek mast smile de raha tha (as if he was imagining mam ......) yeh dekh kar mujhe aur joor se hasi aa gayi,aur mujhe dekh kar ramu and barun bhi hasne lage aur maam ko gussa aa gaya.
she said U 3 GET OUT OF MY CLASS
3 of us felt silent suddenly jaise kuch hua he nahi tha

maam ne phir bola "EITHER YOU THREE GET OUT OR ELSE I WILL LEAVE THE CLASS"
man to kiya boldun ke aap nikal jaeye maam bache khus ho jayenge (i could fell what other students wanted), but u know i cant say that.


so hum teeno head jhukaye dhire dhire haste hue class se nikal gaye and d moment we were out we started laughing madly roared with laughter,literally speaking we all were lying on floor licking the dust.
aur phir hum teeno besarmo ke tarah pure clg mein ghume aur jo bhi teacher raste mein mila usko bole hue gaye that we have been kicked out.
later we went to our favorite khatii place i.e. the cannal (jo ki ab nahi raha),

there we reconstructed the entire thing that had just happened in d class,
and when i asked barun "abe main ramu ke gane par has raha tha par tu KYUN HAS rah tha??"
and the answer given by him made us laugh even more hader

the answer given by him was: "JAB MAAM KO MAIN DEKHA WOP TUJHE (ANSHU) GHOOR RAHI THI AUR PHIR THODI DER KE LIYE UNHONE MERI TARAF DEKHA TO MUJHE EK GANA YAAD AA GAYA,
aur wo gana tha ISS PYAAR SE MERI TARF NA DEKHOOOOOOO PYAR H JAYEGA,PYAAR HO JAYEGA PYAR HIO JAYEGA .....".

i'm gonna miss my college days

Life is like ending now seems to extinguishing fire for 4 years now its all over just wanna through the books away just wanna more college days..dating from college canteen to college gate…meeting the friends at colg toilet as we hav just meet….wo milke sab susu karna..hamesa class main late pohonchna mam class main enter karne dii to acha agar nikal di to our achha and the region for coming to class late is always same “mam bus miss ho gayatha” and wo mam ka dialog”am I a joker and is this a film ke ticket le lie to jab chahe chale aye”:P…..college is like a small world out of the world where there will be always someone who can listen to u and understand u because ek kutta hi dusre kutte ko jansakta hai…..:P

Wo semester main ratbhar padhna….rat ko 12 baje dost ko call karke doubt clear karma…mess ki combine studies…wo teriss ki khattiii ….wo mummy ki datt and wo didi ka pyar :P I don’t know why only my relatives children always get good marks then me and wo Papa ka dattna ke “hamesa computer computer hamesa ghumm and bla bla bla……” and ustime ear phone lagake aramse gane sunna :P…. wo didi ke sath ladhai wo didi ke bag se chocolet churake khana…uske bed pe sona..uska pen use karna I don’t know why I always still chocolate form her bag’s upper chain but every time she place the chocolate in the same place :P…and uskebad jooo marrrr I really miss those days….

wo 1^st love ko dekh ke dill ka dhadakna and suddenly uske bf ko dekh ke murjha jana

Who seems to be my best friend just turn somebody else girlfriend… Flying so high in just a peg or 2 in that time just want a gf like u…wo harr ladki main apni gf ko serch karna…wo doston se udhar leke gf ko chocolate dena..uski ek smile dekh ne ke lie har din college jana…woo class main last bench main fan ke niche beth ke hamesa khidki se jhankna…wo hath main “S + S” likh na…wo doston ko chida na…wo ek peg vodka pika nautanki karna like “I love her yarrrrrrrrrrr pura true love haiiiiiiiii” and “mereko chad gai yarrrrr”……and wo sradha(it’s the different sradha) ka pic(craken and mogli secret). Wo hath main pen se tattoo banana..wo month ke end ka hamesa intezar karna because new month new download limit :P….

Wo hamesa serch main rehena ki kabb kisika ghar khali hoga and party hogi…...wo exam ke 3 ghante beth ke likh na….wo toilet main copy serch karna like treasure hunt. if I will join any MBA college then exam ke bich main jake toilet to pakka serch karunga.and most important toilet main jake wo Jhadu ke ander pakka serch karna kuch na kuch to jarur mil jaega…:P.. uskebad results ka tension kabhi back to kabhi 8point…the btech is the most unpredictable thing in the world..

Wo class bunk marna..EE class main 15 mint ke bad jana and if sir will ask u why u hav come here then ser khujake bolna “attendance sir”…agar class main gappe marte hue pakde gaye and sir bole get out from the class then bindas bolna “attendance sir” and pura bindas bag leke class se nikal jana…if sir will ask u jo jo class nahin karna chahatahai bahar chala jae I will give them the attendance then lottery laggai yarrrrrr…wo LN padhy ka torchor wo Jyoti paikray ka atyachar..wo beuda principle wo pagal Akhya sir…:P

Wo AT main washing mechin ka example..wo mechanics main tross ka mar..wo manegment ko gali dena kehena yahan ka system hi hai bekar….

Wo samko 4-6 and rat ko 10-12 counter strick and Mohaa khelna,999 ping ki tension wo server full ka dar..wo mang mang ke ip lena wo margaye to chat main galian dena..wo bday party main jingalala karna..walet main 10rs leke sara Bhubaneswar ghum ana..wo reality shows dekh ke class main discuss karna…ek cigarette ko 3 log piina….hamesa byk pe 3 jana…

Wo cantten ka sadhelu Puri and 1^st year ki ladkionse pyar…wo canteen ke samne ki kkhatti wo milke gane gana there r 2 3 songs which we sang most of the time that are 1)Tu pyar hai kisi our ka tujhe chahata koi our hai

2)kese batayen kyun tujh ko chahen yara bata na paen

3)sari umra ham mar marke jee lie abto hame jenedo jenedo

and some of our dialogs r

1) hasi dia reeeeeeee Hahahaha

2) mausa mo pol kholoni tamaku petis debi

3) acting like a small kid and saying “uuuuuuuunnnnnn”

4) cuttack puri(it’s a big secret)

5) Mahan dalei ki jaai hooooooo

6) Paban putra hanuman ki jaaiiiiiii

7) Hamari mange sindurr se bharooooooo

Our group slogans r

1)kachi kacha kachai kachar hoooooooooo haaaaa hooooo haaa

2)ccssssseeeeeeee cccccssseeeeeeeee cccsssseeee

3)boool cse halla boll

really gonna miss these days a lott yarrrrrrrr

wo annual function main mawali dance…woo toilet maine gane gana…subehe subehe sardike din nahake colg ke lie bhagna…colg campus is like a alag duniya….agar byk pumpture ho gaya then u will call ur friend and tell him “abeeee G mareilibee :P” and I don’t know why main jab viva deta hun jab seminar deta hun ye HOD kahanse aa jata hai itts all about my bad luck :P…and after viva when friends will ask u what happened then u will just say “abe gang rape munn G mareili” and ur friends will understand everything :P

Hamesa record last minute main submit karna.dostonse paper mang mang ke record likh na….seminer ke din dost ko question puch ke tang karna…harrdin padhai ke lie planning banana and har subaha uthke bollna kall se pakkaaaa :P…rat ko 2 baje sona and subaha 10 baje uthna…rat ke 12 bajetak Counter strick khelna and agar ghar main puchen to bolna project kar rahahun:P…guys remember that 6sem exam schedule 24^th ko tha and 23^rd night ko net pe aya ke exam 2 din ke lie sift ho gaya and usrat we all played cs from 12am to 3 am…:P semester ke time notes ke chakar main yahan wahan ghumna and notes mil bhi jae to usko samajhne kisike pass jana….my colg bag is like my passport to khatti .8-3 colg and samko 6pm Mr sriram colg bag leke jaenge koi agar kuch puche then answer is like “IMS jaa rahahun” and jab IMS khatam ho gaya then “ims main GD/PI ke lie ajj call aya tha:P kass main ekk bhi IMS ka class kia hota 16000 gaye pani main .har sam 6-9 khati khati and only khatii kabhi school friends ke sath kabhi colg friends

Engg life is full of dreams kabhi asman main figher plane dekha to suddenly u will think “ main fighter pilot banunga” if lakhya movie ka song sunlia then u will think ke “CDA join karunga” if koi red light wali car ko dekha to “IPS banunga” Indian ideol dekha to “singer banunga”and agar IIM ka kampus dekh lia then “nahin be mujhe MBA karna hai” but at the end of the day u wil be struggling to pass in ur semesters :P

But I m teling u for sure after giving 141 internal exams,passing 47 subjects,30 labs,30 grand vivas,and don’t know how many lab vivas in4 year and if u r completing ur btch form BPUT then for sure nothing is impossible for u..u can doo any thinggggggg yarr in ur life just give ur best and u will see urself at the top of the sky….

Yaron in 4 sal main maine jane anjane tumhe bohot tang kkia specially cse girls but from the core of my heart I m teling u itss all mazak just to make a smile on ur face…agar galti se bhi kisiko kuch hert hua hai then SORRY ek chotasa bacha samajhke forgive kardena J

As these 4 years gone at a blink of ur eyes after the next blink u will be holding a child of ur own standing in a desert alone…then u will think ur past days and tell ur wife I reaaly miss those days..just want to pray to god my last desires please I want more college days…Don’t know when we friends will meet next but these moments which we have share together will leave in our hearts forever..we came to this coleg with nothing but going with lots of happy moments and experience how to face the world. After 2 -3 years when ur friend will meet then u will sure gonna remember these days and tell ur friend” kya dinn the wooo yarrrrrr” these days will never come back yarronnnnnn really gonna miss these college dayssssssss

Best regards
Sriram